Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

Oh no! Yo-Yo is eating my dog because people who eat dogs are Chinese.

(Upon entering their neighborhood sports pub)
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Let's do this!
(Mike and Joe walk through the front door)
Mike: Damn, who let the dogs in?
Joe: What the f*ck?
Mike: There's never any good looking chicks here.
Joe: Nope.
Mike: 10 cent wings and dollar drafts, all game, Jo-Jo!
Joe: Here we go!

Here comes Jessica and her friends, christ, who let the dogs out.

"Who let the dogs out tonight? I can't dance with a single guy here without him grabbing my butt or trying to take me home!"

I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"

"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"

Who let the dogs out...“Look there is Amy and her ugly friends coming out of the club”