That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.

A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.

Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.

Whittaker’s are typically very horny all the time wich makes them extremely emotional so don’t be surprised if a Whittaker suddenly becomes very aggressive and mean towards you. They may also seem a little bipolar at times because at one point they might be nice but then all of a sudden they may turn very bitter and rude for no reason.