Fionn Whitehead (pronounced finn) is one of the most underrated actors in the world. He was in Dunkirk and Him, go watch them and begin to develop a crush on Fionn :)
by Neil Sutherland January 08, 2021
gullible beyond all belief, one who believes that there is a "weedman", someone who will be pranked for an hour about a guy who has no thumb and a smiley face, and then be pissed when she finds out that it was a prank call.
by weedman9465 July 30, 2008
(n.) TO describe michael whitehead, is to list all words reminiscent of him. such as:
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1. PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2. treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3. be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4. come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5. break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6. be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7. be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ; he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
dick ,used2 be fat,idiot,doofass,dumfuck,shithead...once one always one. He is a swimmer, and he preferably lives in florida, although that is not required. to be a michael whitehead, you must
1. PMS like a bitch. even though you are a hot man.
2. treat the girl you secretly like but would never admit it like shitt.
3. be incredibly hot, but previously fat.
4. come off as a nice guy, when you are really a conniving dickface.
5. break the only girl to ever probably truly understand you's heart.
6. be a really skilled swimmer and sailer.
7. be a liar. and have no balls when it comes to doing stuff about girls.
and lastly, always be a dick. if you are not a dick, then you are not michael whitehead. he is the john tucker of florida. if you see a michael whitehead, don't run. don't call molesters anonymous. instead, flirt. shamelessly. and then break his heart. you will be glad you did ; he is one that does not let go easily, so make sure he's hooked.
little girl: Hey Mommy, it's michael whitehead!
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
mom: OH SHIIITTT. run.
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Teenage girl: Hey babe wink wink
Michael Whitehead: Hey hot stuff.
Teenage girl : thinking I'll make him wish he were deaddd. (:
by Jamie Flinte July 28, 2008
A nasty girl who speaks her mind just to make others upset. She loves to make herself seem the best and loves putting everyone down. Attracts the boys but then gets dumped as the boys see her true colors. She loves stealing everyone else’s happiness and turning it to sadness and misery. She makes you feel like trash.
by Ihatedaisywhitehead:) December 22, 2017
When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.
by moochy May 05, 2009
Robert Whitehead aka jesus loves to part all night long and do all sorts of things they would know somebody called Tom and loves to fantasize over porn every one loves him and will lose his virginity to a women/man with the first word of there name begining with K.
by Reaper deathclaws December 13, 2009

