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Born as Edward Newgate.
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.
Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
The strongest pirate alive in the One Piece universe. He is 20 feet tall, closest to "one piece", loves fishmen, and has an army of nurses at his disposal.
Did I mention he can start earthquakes?
Pirate 1: Dam, Whitebeard is the man for freeing fishman island from the slave trade!
Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.
Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
Fisher Tiger: Thanks for stealing my thunder Whitebeard.
Whitebeard: GURA GURA!
by Jimbei October 21, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
3
The baddest mother fucker alive.
Born Edward Newgate, Whitebeard is the captain of the Whitebeard Pirate Crew in the fictional manga "One Piece". Whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to "One Piece" than any other pirate has come. Whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, Gol D. Roger. Whitebeard is one of the Yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.
Whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). Whitebeard's ship is called the Moby Dick, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.
Born Edward Newgate, Whitebeard is the captain of the Whitebeard Pirate Crew in the fictional manga "One Piece". Whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to "One Piece" than any other pirate has come. Whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, Gol D. Roger. Whitebeard is one of the Yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.
Whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). Whitebeard's ship is called the Moby Dick, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.
Pirate 1: Lets go capture us some fishmen slaves!
Pirate 2: Are you crazy?! Whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!
Whitebeard: GURA GURA, lets go quake something!!
Pirate 2: Are you crazy?! Whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!
Whitebeard: GURA GURA, lets go quake something!!
by Jimbei October 21, 2009
5
Fucking a large-breasted woman's tits until you come onto her chin to where when she stands up it hangs like a white beard.
"'I rammed it between her breasts," said Herb. 'Then a sea of come under her chin. When she stood up it hung there like a white beard. She needed two towels to mop it up.'"
-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski
-From "The White Beard" by Charles Bukowski
by Nate Brennan March 21, 2008
6
Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.
by Turler August 03, 2018