White privilege made me do it...

A kid in my class is a water slapper

This guy is successful not because he worked for decades to be in the place he is right now, but because his whiteness and his white privilege.

I just got kicked off the bus for being white. Must be my White Privilege.

*White man wins race against black man*
Liberal: "Omg, you did nothing to deserve that win, thats White Privilege for you to win a race against a black man! Dont you know that black people have been through so much, they were slaves 150+ years ago"
White Man: "Its not privilege, im simply faster than the other man, white republicans freed the slaves, no one alive today has or knows someone who experienced slavery"
White Liberal: "Omg you racist cracker snow roach mayo packet!"

Wow! This dude just struck rich because he invested into Cryptocurrency and businesses! White privilege at it's finest.
I can't believe I lost my job and a white person took my job. All I did was miss work all the time and barely even do the work!. This needs to be illegal.

White privilege is an excuse lazy people use to gain sympathy & use to their advantage.