Weekly holiday to celebrate white girls.

Especially White thicc hoes

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Never every Wednesday is Woo Wednesday, Wooooooooo

Involves white girls (obvi) Usually enjoyed with Starbucks, Ugg boots, Leggings, and Vickies Secret. On WGW many selfies/mirror pics are taken. Lots of screaming occurs and drama appears. Also involves others besides white girls.

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Any race any gender as long as there are uggs involved along with Starbucks, leggings and/or Spanks.

A weekly holiday in which white girls illegally go to Caribou Coffee before the school day starts promptly at 8:25 AM. Don't worry, you do not have to be white or a girl to participate in this somewhat-religious holiday.

A religious celebration observed around the globe for all men regardless of race to enjoy juicy white women on.

A common way of celebrating is to bring your white girl to Starbucks then blowing her back out in the parking lot!
Note : it may be celebrated alongside Woo Back Wednesday.

White girl Wednesday is deemed necessary by certain White girls. To prepare, they get spray tans, drink too much, pad their bodies to fake curves, and valley girl complain about White boys that want everyone other than White 👧 s. Then they go shopping for the perfect look, take selfies, tell each other they look great and inside think I'm the finest it is so perfect to be the only perfect appearing one in this group of White girls. This def is fictional by the way. It went extinct in the 90s.