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1. a mythical creature a that only exists in fairy tales and porn.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
1. Last night I took the white unicorn home and all my dreams were fulfilled.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
by krapperson November 26, 2010
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.
has anyone seen the white unicorn today?
by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010
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