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an ejaculation so overwhelmingly massive, messy, and surprising, that all parties involved scramble to clean it up and end up using household linens.
It took them both by surprise when Alan had a white sale all over Martha's face. Not such "a good thing."
by The Tallest Little Toaster December 04, 2006
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015