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A person who works in Asia (normally China) and who's qualification for the job is nothing more than being a Westerner and (normally ) caucasian. Not normally applied to black people.
That "white monkey" get paid more than we Chinese do.
by Earthdog May 22, 2018
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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When someone takes a shit, jizzes on it... and then throws it at someone.
Armando found Martha cheating on him after a long day at work; He decided to get revenge by giving them both a White Monkey.
by G.T. Collins February 05, 2009
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cocaine. el mono blanco in Spanish
Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005
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1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.
Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.
by collectiveinspiration November 23, 2020
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