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When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.
1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?

Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!

Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)
by ciaracustard July 20, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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