A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.
Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
by beastbrohank June 3, 2016
n. Your cum-covered right hand as you left-hand navigate the internet after you climax and close your porn browser, but are too lazy to move.
Sweating slightly, Scinju shamefully hunched over his faptop with a sticky white claw. He was caught between the desire to continue surfing social media and the knowledge that he needed to move before his legs fell asleep. He wouldn't want his roommate to walk in on him in this truly compromised position, unable to escape due to the pins and needles.
by heaintright October 10, 2019
When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."
by Mitch Kumstien June 8, 2019
Aside from the popular drink, a white claw is when you horizontally spray 5 cum spurts across ones face.
by Fillcolons August 28, 2019
White claw is a carbonated low calorie alcohol beverage for underage basic bitch white girls who can’t handle there liquor, therefor drink white claw so they can get #whitegirlwasted while still watching there figure
by Skylarch99 December 15, 2019
A slang term Commonly used in reference to the penis or the taking of a penis. Often used as code in bars by men actively looking to pleasure or be pleased by other men
In last nights Xbox party Dustin proclaimed he was 6 white claws deep to which will replied no wonder you’re walking funny
by CrashLenox March 1, 2021
Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.
Don't be a Will off the white claw.
Stop being a Will off the white claw.
There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.
Stop being a Will off the white claw.
There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.
by William Portal September 12, 2020