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An awful sexual act preformed with a man and women involving multiple male ejaculations and female "reemings".
Man that girl is so kinky, she let me do a whitaker on her. i reemed her in the cornhole until she craped and fed it to her in one part of the whitaker
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 01, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;
by Lblanche November 09, 2018
3
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
by Anna Maria Vansant has a weniner November 04, 2007
4
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
by Anna Maria Vansant has a weniner November 04, 2007