The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.
Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!
Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
by zmez October 18, 2011
The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South
Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
by Obama bin laden did 9/11 February 02, 2021
Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.
Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
by Mighty Maxwell June 15, 2010
by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 04, 2013
A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 20, 2005
A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
by Dirty Pablo September 15, 2003
A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.
Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 18, 2005