The feeling of slight homosexuality you get when you drink just the right amount of whiskey.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

A male homosexual typically known for a snobbish attitude when it comes to alcohol selection -- he generally prefers whiskey from the top shelf and never drinks it with Coke.

Also, he is commonly found drinking alone on his couch while beating off to DVRd Jeopardy episodes from last week. And is eternally single.