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A fast running stream that runs blood since the Asexual Purple Trolls Of Gratirigarth slayed innocent bards who were working on the on the top secret project of Zarganzig's Castle in 1643. Now a UNESCO world heritage site, that cannot be accessed because of secret government projects taking place there.
"Have you been to see the new UNESCO world heritage site at Whiiple Creek, near Zarganzig's castle 34 degrees Northwest of modern day Cyprus, the site of a horrific and truly traggic troll-related massacre of innocent bards in 1643?"

"No."
by legendteller1643 August 01, 2007
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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