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When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!

Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
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