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Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.
Example of When did I ask?
Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto
*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite
Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask
Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto
*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite
Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask
by Eshays4life April 18, 2018
2
The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.
"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"
"What?"
"When did I ask"
by PeakofEvolution May 26, 2020
3
The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.
Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!
by That-one-guy-you-hate March 11, 2020
4
the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
by shesgotbunda February 07, 2021
5
Guy 1: Fuck the both of you
Guy 2 & 3: When did we ask?
Example 2:
Guy 1: I got a victory royale in fortnite
Guy 2: "When did I ask"
Guy 2 & 3: When did we ask?
Example 2:
Guy 1: I got a victory royale in fortnite
Guy 2: "When did I ask"
by aidanhamammzer June 18, 2020
6
Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
by Merco-_- April 22, 2020