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A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.
Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."
by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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