What's up with that?

From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?
Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.

Dave: What's the John?
by tankass May 20, 2003
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1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
by JohnKaneAdmirer February 07, 2010
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
by Jewsy J October 08, 2020
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