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Amanda: "Do you guys want chocolate or vanilla ice cream?"
Heather: "Wharves, I like anything".
Samantha: "Same here. It's wharves to me, yo"
Heather: "Wharves, I like anything".
Samantha: "Same here. It's wharves to me, yo"
by wharving it up June 21, 2012
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The Status of an existing being or object in the grodiest, nastiest most dangerous possible form. there are two forms of everything, regular, and wharf. The Wharf form of something often causes extreme fear, disgust, and pitty.
by Lyfe 268 192 January 16, 2007
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Wharf, by all means, is an all-encapsulating term for repulsive, sickening, ghastly, filthy, sordid, and revolting. The epitome of disgusting in every way, shape, and form that one being or thing could ever possibly be. To be wharf is to be unfathomably ugly or incomprehensibly disgusting. The state of wharf can manifest itself in the face of an ugly (or fugly) or extremely mutated face. Wharf} can also be used to describe a heinous existence such as the life of a serial cannibal.
"Oh dear God, look at that creature at the end of the bar. Is that a girl or a boy? Is that thing even human? I can't believe how wharf she/it is!"
"Stop staring at her/it! It's rude to stare!"
"I can't help it. She is possibly one of the most disgusting human beings alive! I would rather kiss a shitty dog's ass. I think I'm going to vomit."
"Stop staring at her/it! It's rude to stare!"
"I can't help it. She is possibly one of the most disgusting human beings alive! I would rather kiss a shitty dog's ass. I think I'm going to vomit."
by Daddy John April 06, 2007