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A person who has been fucked up the arse so much that they have an asshole the size of a whales blow hole
"WOW what a big cock you have... pity i have a whanus and i can't feel it"
by sihel May 15, 2009
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A Whale Anus, a term coined from a very boring libary lesson, whilst reading a book on Whales. Used to berate very stupid people. Perfect for fat people who talk out their arse...
Don't be such a Whanus!
by W1k1 May 16, 2007
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We're guna(going to) call this a verb

Having the desire or wish to do something -- whatever it may be
"If you whanu"

"whanu go to the barbershop!?"
by Instructor Ashley October 11, 2019
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A really NICE, Anus on a White woman.
That's a Nice Whanus.

That bitch got a Whole Lot of Whanus. i.e, She got a BIG Ass.
by Tony_Kush420 August 19, 2011
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