wham

Oh my. Choose life shirts sure do look cute on George Michael!

Ray: "Hey, Bob, hear the latest "Wham" single?"
Bob: "Nope. Hey Ray, is that a hole in your head?"
Ray: "Huh?"
BLAM

by Dr. Rock Redford Detroit January 16, 2004

wham

1. (Adjective)- Bammer, shitty, swag, shitty, crappy, cheesy, off-point,wack, awful,gay.
2. (noun) Bad weed.

3.(noun) A Bad experience or moment in time.

1. Mike- "Those hos are wham! One of them has camel toe and the other is a hefer."
2. Mo- "Did you get that weed from beanie mike? That shit was some wham. It was brown and contained no crystals. totally whammer."
3. Tanya- "That party last night was wham. There was no alcohol but an abundance of crackheads."

by martdeeze February 12, 2007

wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord

wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.

by Brother Number One August 13, 2005

Wham

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

Wham

More Than A Loser..Worse Den A Lame

You Are So Da Wham!

by Mz_Dr3am3r July 9, 2009

Wham

(1) To leave your work partner(s) by them selves.

(2) To leave someone alone for a prolonged period of time. (3) Leaving someone by them selves to do all the work while you are off doing something non-work related that you should not be doing.

The act of whamming can be described in many ways;

"I got whammed so bad today by (insert name here)"

"Man, I whammed that kid so hard!"

Guy 1 "Hey, are you whamming right now?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, but I will go back to (insert name here) in a bit"

"No, I never wham. I don't like it when people wham me, so I don't do it to others."

by Fort William August 2, 2009

Wham

George's Michael former group. Gayest of em all, but with an 80's look.

by Paul July 18, 2003