by DJAD May 09, 2007
A large sea-dwelling mammal that has been mistaken for a fish in times past since they resemble fish in physical appearance. Whales are more closely related to hippopotomi and elephants than fish.
Whales are quite harmless unless provoked. They do occasionally cause truble to boats, but they're doing their own thing. They're not acting against human beings; humans have themselves to blame, not the animals. Everybody does their own thing.
by Lorelili March 05, 2005
A person who has a similar way of thinking and is generally a best friend. They can always be depended upon for anything may it be love or food. Consequently, they are often recipients of whale hugs.
by Sweetdarklaughter April 17, 2009
Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.
Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!
by Mdogg77 January 09, 2021
1. "Oh look it's a whale, the animal with the hole in it. There's only one!"
2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
OR
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"
2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
OR
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"
by holidaycrayons February 17, 2010
by dvsjr December 16, 2007