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Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time
"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"
by TheGodParty September 25, 2015
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.
LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM
by Sethyboi January 10, 2011
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Whale Cum means "Welcome" but is intentionally spelled "Whale Cum" If pronounced right, it should sound like "Welcome" with a southern accent.
"Whale Cum to the Banana!"
"You are new? Well Whale Cum!"
by c0mbatMaTT97 May 04, 2009
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spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum
by GRANZERN February 07, 2009
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First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty
by Negative Creep666 March 01, 2015
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When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum
Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum
by wristsicicle May 19, 2017
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