Urban Dictionary: Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

by TheGodParty September 25, 2015

The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.

LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM

by Sethyboi January 10, 2011

When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum

Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum

by wristsicicle May 19, 2017

It is to welcome a person with tons of "cum}" as a form of greeting.

by 3EDGY5ME DADDY May 08, 2017

spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum

by GRANZERN February 07, 2009

First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty

by Negative Creep666 March 01, 2015

like welcome but cooler ;)
only a few cool ppl say it

by yamum!!! August 02, 2011