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An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.
"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."
by CDuFF105 July 27, 2008
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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someone who has an obsession with beating their meat.
ex: man, todd is such a whack-a-holic, he did it 4 times in one day.
by sacajewia December 16, 2007
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