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When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.
Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.
by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that he must rush home to masturbate after school or work. He then immediately goes to sleep.
Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.
by Joeyy May 03, 2008
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