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A person who likes to act like a retard. But does it for the fun of it and doesn't care.
Today i was nude infront of the bus, I'm such a Wetard
by Hayden Roll April 28, 2008
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Delusional yet patriotic sports fan who identifies so strongly with the team he roots for, that he/she believes to have personally won or lost something, depending on the outcome of the game.
Typical "wetard" saying:

"Hey did you watch the game last night? We won dude!" or: "Damn, we lost again..."
by anti corp. February 15, 2010
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Another way of saying the word "Retard", however people who cannot pronounce their R's say Wetard
Jason: You retard!
Dexter: wuu im no a wetard
by 00jace no.2 February 08, 2014
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It's basically when someone wants to smoke weed but instead of them being a retard, they're a wetard who wants to throw their life away.
You wanted to smoke weed and now you're a wetard.
by PotatoGrande May 26, 2019
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Someone who has tendencies of a retard, but can still function in society.
Joe you are a wetard for buying buying a blind parrot.
by Dyne Lybs March 21, 2005
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