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The action of getting turned on, bodily fluid excredited from the male and female genitals during foreplay or moments of extreme arousal
We were rolling about on her bed and she was grinding her body on me...serious wetage dude
I put my hands down her trackies and she was ready, proper wetage
I put my hands down her trackies and she was ready, proper wetage
by racounteur October 20, 2010
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021