wet

what your girlfriend does when you walk into the room naked.

i was really tired so i went to bed straight from my shower. my girl freind saw me and said "you made me wet so now you gotta fuck me"

by masturbatingmaster January 25, 2020

WET

Wet is the name of Mikey Matthews, who is a complete utter dickhead. He only knows how to say "cool" because his brain only functions while on Fornite. He brags about his earnings, while wanking off then going to bed.

Wet is a Mikey who is a soggy semen fornite gamer

by ELLXCX March 31, 2018

Wet on that

a stupid phrase which basically means 'can i have a bit of that drink please?'

oh dear, wet on that coke geez

by Laura Claughton April 25, 2004

wet

basicly. u chat shit blud..
brap brap!!?!

u chat wet man..

u chat bares wet

why u chat so much wet?

by is-one.., pure graff OLD SKOOL February 1, 2009

wet

adj; to be broke/ without money; salty/upset

I couldn't goto the show tonight because I'm wet.

by ashbubbly2008 April 15, 2006

wet

Someone who is the opposite of cool, a weirdo

Ur so wet why are u even here.

by Jabz7 May 30, 2018

wet

When you're a hipster so you're too cool to say dope so you say wet.

Hey, dude those gluten free cookies at the concert last week were so wet.

by dopegiant March 3, 2016