A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
by InkDropLet July 19, 2010
Jake : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair and kiss your neck don't you!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me Wet!
Jake : Well lucky for you I'm getting hard!
Kiersten : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Craig : Wow looks like Jake just made Kiersten Wet again!
Chad : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : God Damn put that thing away!
by SlopNChop November 05, 2017
1. That girl is so wet and horny that if she was a guy she would be jizzing in her pants right now.
2. When chuck norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norris.
2. When chuck norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norris.
by dammitbitch September 25, 2009
1)when a girl is horny and leak vaginal fluid
2)when someone has a bedwetting accident
2)to smoke PCP
2)when someone has a bedwetting accident
2)to smoke PCP
1)Whenever my girlfriend sees me, her vagina becomes very wet.
2)Oh, crap! I just wet my bed and ruined a pair of underwear.
3)I've gone off the wet.
2)Oh, crap! I just wet my bed and ruined a pair of underwear.
3)I've gone off the wet.
by Horny McScrewer April 26, 2004
Apr 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
