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When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.
That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.
by Nirkit! September 04, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.
I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.
by Hotrox December 18, 2006
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When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020
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Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”
“In midst of some serious foreplay with his girlfriend, he licked her nipple and gave him self a wet Wanda!
by KNDRX September 17, 2019
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When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.
Richard: Hey, watch me Wet Wanda Sandra over there!
Jake: Lolk
by sadclowndisease January 04, 2011
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Similar to a wet willie, but you insert the moist finger into someone’s nose instead of their ear.
That jerk just gave me a wet Wanda. He is always picking on me.
by Corn Pop April 13, 2020
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