Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

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The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
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Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
by TheWizard13 July 27, 2011
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When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
by Burn Son! September 21, 2017
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A person who hangs all over everyone, is a drip, and generally makes the place go sour if left unattended to immediately.
"Man, that girl is just a wet towel. She needs to get a life!
by Diters December 10, 2005
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A phrase used randomly over voicechat in online games, originating in Team Fortress 2, to provoke people to chat more, to break a silence, as a battle cry, or just because.
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Mikha: Wet towels!!
Grimson: ... What?
Jiggs: Did she just say wet towels?
Nuckpang: What's going on?
Mikha: Towels are going on. Wet ones.
by Nuckpang February 17, 2008
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When a used condom is turned inside out, and is smeared on a person's face.
While sleeping, Frank received a wet towel from Steve.
by DrewDrew October 19, 2005
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Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.
Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?
by DibblesJr. October 11, 2015
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