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When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair
I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
by MonsterMAx October 08, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.
Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!
by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 11, 2006
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When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.
Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.
by One wet squirrel June 01, 2009
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In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
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