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Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.
As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.
by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.
i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey
by griggs-leaston September 08, 2008
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A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
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When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
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I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
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