A suburban town South of Chicago, Illinois, composed of 24,000 people. Sandwiched between Downers Grove, Hinsdale and Clarendon Hills, it contains one High School composed of approximately 500 students, located in the center of the subdivision, Oakwood. Basically, everyone knows everyone's business which allows too much drama. There's hardly anything to do; drugs and drinking have become popular amongst teenagers, adults and certain teachers are also suspected to partake in such substances.

Town in Chicago IL, that is becoming more city like every year. This town is large, and has many awsome people in it. Everybody wishes there town was like westmonts.

When a Westmont guy and a Westmont girl hang out all the time over the course of a month, semester, or even a year, and everyone knows that they like each other, but nothing ever happens because, well, it's Westmont.

When an intoxicated fun loving and amazingly hilarious guy asks a slightly intoxicated, fun loving, naked woman to bend over while he, who won't let go of his college fraternity days, takes puff from pencil joint, then pours ice cold beer down her ass crack into his welcoming mouth, holds the hit for so long that the small vein on his temple bulges out, and then he blows the hit out. The sequence may be wrapped up with a tongue dart.

A male from Westmont College whose goals for college include, maintaining an expensive scholarship, looking good, and proving to Westmont girls their manliness through either deep conversation or idiotic behavior (i.e. various screeches, hoots, and general goofyness).

a female from Westmont College whose cheif end is to save the world and/or find a husband by graduation

Upon reaching climax during fellatio, the man places his left leg firmly against the woman's thigh and yells "make it stop!" Then, he rapidly extends his leg, firing the woman into the wall, or whatever happens to be behind her.