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When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm
Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.
by Jvd6385 January 06, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The scenario when 2 naked people are standing approximately 10 feet apart and attempt to urinate on each other.
Yea my buddy greg beat me in the ole western shootout last weekend. There’s still piss stains in the carpet!
by ShwiftyRick July 16, 2021
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