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When you're from out of town living in west Texas, and your dating a local girl who's trying to get pregnant to have you stay.
Even if she on the strogesr birth control, I always use a condom when I fuck around with her. She's trying to pull the west Texas switch.
by Chingao June 26, 2015
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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