God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
Wish I was Wesley
by Legend_killermurder May 09, 2012
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The goat himself. No one can can hand this man an L. Wesleys are even greater than the demigods known as Ziegbe. Wesleys are very smart, athletic, have lots of friends, and beat the mess out of people named H U M P H R E Y. Anyone would be blessed to be in the presence of a Wesley.
Guy 1: “Wow that guy is too live
Guy 2: “ Duh, he’s Wesley”
by Fwmysoundcloud June 22, 2018
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Great person, tries to be friends with everybody. Eats a lot but is usually pretty skinny. Doesn’t talk much until you get to know him. Usually doesn’t have the biggest penis but that’s expected because they usually have good grades. Probably has the most problems with a guy named Trey. Very awkward with girls and can’t seem to keep one very long. But if you don’t know a Wesley, you should get to know one.
Wesley is a good person.
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The best person ever. Very talented,atheletic,and some times a bit humorous but he wishes not to show in front of people
Dang Wesley is the best person on the baseball team and he is the class clown wow
by Mike oxitches December 07, 2019
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Has a way with people. He can easily make you fall for head over heels and keep you there. The kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by Kittlynn April 14, 2013
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Wesley's tend to spend a lot of their time on the computer, but their dicks are big. They usually start fucking early cause they're that hot. Wesley's tend to fuck every bitch they know, even his teachers. Goddamn.
Wesley you been fucking?
Wesley why all the bitches talking bout you
HARDER WESLEY HARDER
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