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Perhaps the female nerd's first and only character crush.
If you ever tell anyone I had a crush on Wesley Crusher I'll kill you after torturing you with needles.
by A hot Christina March 27, 2009
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off
by Bob882 September 07, 2004
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A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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a lame dickweed who was on TNG for an agonizing 3 and 1/2 seasons. It was a hella lot better when he got his skinny ass outta there.
Damn, wesley eats his mom out.
by Tereth March 12, 2005
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