Basically means he is fat and gay

A calm and chilled guy

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

Damn son, look at that ass, he so thicc that his sister got a restraining order. Damn u just wanna lick him all over with his sexy ass belly.