May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
To do something to an exceedingly excellent capacity. Most notably used in reference to dancing, modeling, sexual prowess and/or other physical performance that requires a large amount of fiery attitude, vitality and vigor.
A term derived from the words "work" and "twerk" but now used exclusively in the above areas.
A term derived from the words "work" and "twerk" but now used exclusively in the above areas.
"Bitch, you better werk!"
"Boy, go on with ya bad self. Werk it out!"
"I'm about to go in this class and put in werk on this routine."
"Boy, go on with ya bad self. Werk it out!"
"I'm about to go in this class and put in werk on this routine."
by Pervie Priestess 69 December 26, 2009
3
A congratulatory declaration of support, praise or approval, for an outstanding achievement in any area of life. Probably for original, sensational or courageous accomplishments in the fields of art, fashion, music, sport and friendship.
Them trainers are bangin werk!
That drawing is werk, its real art!
Werk, that concert!
You werk mate, you never fail and always werk my back.
That drawing is werk, its real art!
Werk, that concert!
You werk mate, you never fail and always werk my back.
by Jezburn June 22, 2009
5
Used by the gorgeous Linda James on Gay Pimpin' with Jonny McGovern in order to proclaim your enthusiasm in reaction to something someone said.
"I went to Fire Island last weekend and I went after this gorgeous boy. Turns out it was Paul Fitch!"
"Werk."
"Werk."
by Zuri W. September 05, 2006
6
1. Werk - Used when an accomplishment has been met.
2. WERK - Also used to quantify excellence by a scale rating of 1-5 WERK MARY's the higher the value the better!
2. WERK - Also used to quantify excellence by a scale rating of 1-5 WERK MARY's the higher the value the better!
EXAMPLE:
1. "Nurse Cracker got 20 PLUS 1's for the Mayan Party....WERK!
2. "Victor Calderone's set earned 5 WERK MARY'S said The Nurse"
1. "Nurse Cracker got 20 PLUS 1's for the Mayan Party....WERK!
2. "Victor Calderone's set earned 5 WERK MARY'S said The Nurse"
by RichNoHo April 24, 2005