Urban Dictionary: Wenis

another word for your elbow that is used in jokes to make people laugh and feel akward

i walk in the lunch line and a dude bumps into me
Me: Hey man you just bumped into my wenis!!!
Dude: Woa man lets not get personal here im feeling wierd
Me: Did you know i can almost touch my wenis with my tongue?
Dude: K, your freaking me out man
Me: I touched my best friend with my wenis because he wanted to see if it was all scratched up from the time i fell on the cement
Dude: Thats it im leaving stay away from me

by Spidey Alex July 27, 2006

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What pure children of god say instead of penis

Conrad: That mans got a huge Wenis!
Damion: I know i want one!

by RedPotato1345 October 08, 2018

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The skin that covers the tip of your elbow. The wenis lacks sensitivity and can withstand all types of abuse.

*The skin on the inside of your elbow is known as a wagina.*

Your wenis is looking crustym use some moisturizer.

by thebdmethod January 22, 2004

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the skin that allows the elbows to bend, but it sounds really dirty and funny

1.) stop rubbing my wenis
2.) mmm my wenis is dried up and crusty..wanna lick it?
3.) my wenis stretches ;)

by ~*~sarah~*~ February 22, 2005

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The flab of skin on the of your elbow. There are no pain sensors there.

Random Stranger: *grabs elbow*
You: Dude! I can feel you squeezing my wenis!!!!!
Random Stranger: Umm...
You: OMG!!! I can feel pain!!!!!!!! Theres something wrong with my wenis!!!!
Random Stranger: *backs away*
You: Will you squeeze my wenis and see if it feels pain.
Random Stranger: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Wenis.... March 15, 2011

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The dry loose skin on an elbow.

This term is is derived from the word 'Wisen' which is an area near the funny bone. People then began commenting how the male genital 'Penis' has the same type of foreskin as the skin on your elbow.
Hence the term Wenis

(NOTE: the funny bone is not a bone, when you hit it, your pinching the ulnar nerve against the humerus)

If you touch my wenis it might spit at you.

by Neufy June 27, 2009

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The skin on your elbow.
A real fun word to say and make fun of.

Hey Rachel will you touch my wenis?

Oh My God i think i broke my poor lil' wenis!!!

MY wenis is PURPLE!

Who wants to see my wenis!?

Is it normal to have hair growing on the end of your wenis?

I fell on the carpet now my wenis is burning i had to put some lotion on my wenis so it wouldnt burn

by UofL May 31, 2005

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