A suburb in west Ballarat. Residents here are known as westies, one doesn't simply become a westie, it takes years of inbreeding, serious pot, meth and alcohol abuse (potentially even being producers of all three) and the ability to have bred many times before you reach 19, mostly with different people (possibly still within family). Obviously the latter point is causing the suburb to grow rapidly but not positively. Wendouree residents are the only people in Ballarat who understand how to use the bus system and efficiently fill out Centrelink forms. On top of this they are extremely adept at using forty gallon drums to keep themselves warm and drawing semi-legible house numbers on their chimneys using spray paint they haven't used for chroming. Recently a community pool has been built, this is to provide basic hygiene because of the ever present risk of 19th century diseases like Cholera and Typhoid.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

lake wendouree, a suburb in ballarat, australia where all the richie twats live. usually posh cunts.
wendouree is a wathuarong word for go away. a settler asked an aboriginal woman what the lake was called, and she replied "Wendouree," basically telling him to piss the fuck off. thus the lake is now named lake wendouree.