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Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.
Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
by John Hipkiss July 12, 2006
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019