Urban Dictionary: Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

by BennyBwai September 23, 2011

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Wellington

The last drop of urine that inevitably, no matter how much you shake, ends up in your underpants.

"You have a wet patch on your new rad briefs"

"Yeah i had a slash over there and i got a Wellington"

by Tr3nches July 10, 2008

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Wellington

stoic fellow that asks very random questions. Tends to make people laugh and is really tall. practices abstinance not by choice, but because no one wants to have sex with a Wellington. also is very theatrical and spunky. when he does have sex he prefers the eiffel tower position with another guy... usually his roommate.

You have to really try hard to have another Wellington night.

by Dante Wellington February 06, 2012

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Wellington

Alternative name (popular in Great Britian) for water-proof boots. Also another term for romo or Raging Homosexual. 'Wellingtonians' often talk about what they want to do, but never do it - instead they have gay anal secks, possibly also felching of giraffes and anal-insertion of quails whilst tonguing each other and thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay".

Wellingtonian 1: "Oh no, my bike is dirty somehow - I mean I never ride it!"
Wellingtonian 2: "Sorry, Robbie pulled out early and my neopolitan-coloured ass juice spluttered all over it"
Wellingtonian 1: "What a relief....do you mind if I lick it?"
Wellingtonian 2: "There's more where that came from..."

-later on-

Non-wellingtonian: "You guys been riding much lately?"
Wellingtonians: *giggle* "Yeah, but not our bikes!"
Non-wellingtonian: "WTF? That's fucking Wellington!"

by Jamaican Meornay September 01, 2007