1. A plastic boot worn by children and farmers to prevent waterlogged feet.

2. The greatest school known to mankind. Also fantastic sporting arena.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Buproprion (the brand name for which is Wellbutrin) being abused by crushing up, and insufflated, causing feelings of euphoria, and, in large doses, hallucinations and delusions.

A Noun: A local generic term coined in Bradford, Pa. used to describe those who depend solely upon "Welfare" as a means of income, especially those who survive upon welfare and public funds generation after generation.

a mishapened thumb

plural Wellies
An eccentric term for a Condom or Johnny.