Welder

The act of residing or formally residing in or around Erath County

damn man, that welder must be from stephenville cause his welds are gangster af

by General long dong April 13, 2017

Welder

A person who makes precision gestamets based on unreliable data given by people of questionable knowledge.

The welder said who the fuck drew these.

by I have stuff September 11, 2023

Welder

A person who exhibits the same traits as clinger, but worse. Instead of clinging on to you, they full-on weld themselves on to you.

Lauren, this new girl is such a welder. She asked, “So who is this Lauren you’re texting?” I said, “It’s my cousin! Chill out.”

Such a welder.

by CaptainVegasKirk October 9, 2022

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 9, 2022

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021