A person (usually male) who is so useless that he could be refered to as both a weiner and a vagina. These people are also known for the fact that the only way they could ever get laid is if they had both a weiner and a vagina

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.