The fattest person I know he's short like 157cm and he's 9.7x10^23479 KG. His BMI is more than 4.84x10^21456. He sinks like a block of pure lead in water and his density is over 50kg/cm3. He's the one entity I heard of who disobeys both Newtonian and quantum mechanical laws because of his sheer mass. While light travelling at 3.0x10^8m/s can't escape a black hole, he can. This is because he exerts such a massive gravitational pull that he just absorbs the antimatter and black holes. He's an absolutely legitimate threat to humanity he's flattening planets and destroying the universe faster than it can expand. Not just this, laws of time, reality, space and nature. He just crushes time like its a sheet of glass. The last I heard, he sat on a chair and it was vaporised. Surprisingly, he looks like a normal human being, and some have commented he's just a shorter version of Tom Cruise. However, when we took our 2.4km NAPFA test, he was unable to pass. He ran backwards faster than light. But, he's a nice guy in general and he's even the co-founder of my company Tachdyano, at tachdyano.com.

A girl who keeps 'interacting' with every long cylinder shaped object she sees.

A Wei Yee is a person who is very narcissistic and thinks he is very hot but in reality he isn't and he gets 0 girls. He also claims he is good at many things but suck at everything he does. He is also very cringe and loves using the clown emoji.

A character who has 2 in him, very strange and unrecognizable.
He rules the people, leader of people.

A person with nothing interesting to flex on other than pathetic slangs and spelling so they should zip that fat ass mouth of theirs before more trash ends up in people's stomach because they're a waste of time

Another saying for homie, friend